Thursday, May 26, 2005

The Superficial world of Pinoy entertainment


I'm only gonna say this once, This article does not, and I repeat DOES NOT imply to any institution, film company or any organizations related to the title. I don't want to be caught up in a libel case against any "skin doctors" around here. But anyway, Yes it is plastic surgery. I've seen a lot of actors, singers, comedians and entertainers alike through the years go through that stupid operating table. What bothers me the most is how their faces rapidly evolve in a matter of months and days. If you look at it in a logical way, Famous performers wether it be on the television or on the radio who constantly make appearances need not change their appearances. It's their facial features that strike most people to distinguish a famous individual. And if you put it in another angle, wouldn't you think that talent scouts who constantly look for profitable talent's look for people with "face value"? If you have been discovered by a talent scout your face and talent must've been a real stand-out(Couldn't say the same to comedians). I decided a couple of days ago to write this article because it's such a shame to see really good-looking people go through the knife and destroy what was already good to begin with. This isn't like food where you can change the formula and redo it in it's exact taste and likeness. All Im trying to prove is that a body is a terrible thing to waste. According to a famous saying: "If it ain't broke don't fix it". I hope entertainers all around the country can understand this. And a message to them: Nobody listen to your faggoty managers who are frustrated in becoming something there not. They dont know what it's like to be you so don't let them ruin your body. Damn I gotta stop eating too much. This sh*t's really cheesy.

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October 24...

Your Birthdate: October 24
Born on the 24th, you have a greater capacity for responsibility and helping others than your may have realized. You may also become the mediator and peacemaker in inharmonious situations. Devoted to family, you tend to manage and protect. This birth date adds to the emotional nature and perhaps to the sensitivities. Affections are important to you; both the giving and the receiving.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

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Friday, May 20, 2005

The Chioda



Before

After


This particular model guitar is owned by my friend (and bandmate) Luigi in commemoration of WWE's Mike Chioda. He is a referee for professional wresling under WWE's "Raw" brand. The design was made-up during one of our Jam-sessions while watching wrestling on TV. The stripes symbolized what the referees sported while officiating a wrestling event. I then quickly grabbed cans of Acrylic-Epoxy paint out of my cabinet and went to work. I'll be honest when I say I almost started out with scratch here. The donor guitar body was from an old RJ with really f*cked up electrical wirings. It really wasn't the painting that was hard, Re-wiring was actually the total grime in this guitar project. But all in all it turned out great. I'd like to thank True value for the paints, JB music for the knob and Audiophile for the replacement humbucker pickups.

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Adrian and Austin's 6th birthday featuring Grimace and Birdie


Hey! It's me and Mcdonalds' own (Big) Birdie!


I'll be honest, Austin and Adrian's resemblance to me is really uncanny. I can't tell them apart! But they're an awesome bunch though. They're a real feisty duo! I really haven't been to a Mcdonald's birthday bash in years and this party really brought in some memories. The moment I stepped into the Playplace, I felt a real sense of nostalgia. And I'm f*ckin' sure that I can still remember what it feels to go into that Play area. I can still smell that scent of plastic coagulating with the smell of gym socks. Oh boy it would be something to be able to rekindle those moments. And my visit over there also brought in a question in which no one in history has ever answered:"What the f*ck is Grimace?!". I've scoured all across the internet to seek the answer to no avail. Hell, even the Mcdonald's folks don't have a f*ckin' clue man! They simply replied with this answer: "Grimace is a big,loving, fuzzy purple fellow who is Ronald McDonald's best friend. He's sure Ronald is the world's ultimate authority on everything. While Grimace loves all McDonald's foods, he's absolutely crazy about milkshakes. Grimace is very enthusiastic and eager to try new things. His joyous spirit helps everyone overlook the fact he's a little slow and clumsy sometimes". Now I still ask myself the question: "What the f*ck is grimace?"

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We ran out of Millertime!



Finally, His 18 year journey is over. But I don't really know if it was ever complete. I was watching the game earlier on today and was eagerly waiting for another win from The Pacers. Sadly, It was the end of the line for the pacers this season and for Reggie Miller, his career. You know, if you ask me it's such a shame to see somebody like Reggie Miller walk away from the game without even having the game's most coveted prize. He's got what it takes but what he had proved to be short of what was needed. And I guess the closest he'll ever get to having that already passed him by five years ago against The Lakers. But nonetheless, he left an indelible mark on the sport and on the league. Moments like his crunch-time performances against The Knicks and The Bulls that left us hanging in our seats just to name a few. And his deadly down the wire three-point shots will surely be missed. Goodluck in Florida, Reggie!

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

What age will I die?

You Will Die at Age 76
76
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live... And how you'll die as well.
What Age Will You Die?

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What is my pornstar name?

Your Porn Star Name is: Chris Cucumber

Get your own Porn Star Name

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What's my taste in music?

Your Taste in Music:

90's Alternative: Highest Influence
90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence
90's Pop: Highest Influence
Punk: Highest Influence
80's Alternative: High Influence
80's R&B: High Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
90's R&B: High Influence
90's Rock: High Influence
Adult Alternative: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Country: High Influence
Gangsta Rap: High Influence
Hair Bands: High Influence
Old School Hip Hop: High Influence
Progressive Rock: High Influence
R&B: High Influence
80's Pop: Medium Influence
Alternative Rock: Medium Influence
Heavy Metal: Medium Influence
Hip Hop: Medium Influence
Dance: Low Influence
Ska: Low Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?

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What Drug are you?! HASH(0x8b1305c)
You are Ecstasy (aka: MDMA, XTC, adam...). You are
confused, you need everybody's support to feel
secure, you like to be around people, you have
your own fantasy world you run to every time
you feel helpless. You are classified as class
(A and B) illegal drugs.

What kind of Drugs are you? and how that reflect your personality?
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Sunday, May 08, 2005

You can tell I'm bored



You can really f*ckin' tell I'm a bit bored here. I mean, from these six VHS tapes full of TV commercials sitting next to me here you'd probably be getting some clue as to how bored I really am at home. Nothing much has been happening which explains the slight lag on blog post here. Still, If it wasn't for the Rockets being demolished I still wouldn't have anything to write about. What you're watching is 5 minutes of TV commercials you would commonly find on our local stations right about now. (I was waiting for a couple of years to show these but I figured VHS tapes would be obsolete by then) You know, If you watch a little farther you would come across a Nestle ice cream commercial that really bothers me. I mean, what's with the moaning lady in the beginning. Don't worry, More reviews for the following commercials in the following weeks.

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The day the Rockets got their asses whooped


Damn man! I was watching the so called "Live" telecast ( I was keen on noticing some dumbass operator played the game prematurely while an advertisement was on and he rewound it on the spot) on Sportsplus earlier today and the Mavs really put on a clinic today. I was hoping the positive vibe of mothers day would be complimented by another Houston victory but so much for that idea early in the second half. I kept saying it was a really pathetic loss and I stand by it completely. I believe the Rockets on their part had terrible defensive awareness early on today. I kept seeing the likes of Dirk Nowitski and Jason Terry get clean looks whilst their Houston defenders right in front of them just stare at them like they were playing nude or something. Why dont the just take a f*ckin' picture man!? It wasn't a day to slack off. It was do or die, win or go home. Sadly, instead of winning game 7 the Rockets chose to go home. But then again, there's always next season.

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