Sunday, March 30, 2008

Stolen from EVERYONE!


Don't you just love those random music player tests? They can be so ridiculously wrong and so goddamn right sometimes! Looking over at everybody's tests I have finally made a list of my own. I took four separate music tests and pieced together all the questions that did not repeat to make two new ones. Here's what happened...

Test # 1


** Instructions are: Pick a music player and set it to random. The song played next will be the answer to your question.

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?

Kwjan - Pintura

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?

The Verve Pipe - Colorful

3. Am I a good boyfriend?

Paul Gilbert - 2 become 1

-A song about sex.. how fitting.

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?

Foo fighters - Everlong

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?

Tyrese - Sweet lady

-I guess that's a yes!

6. Is someone trying to kill me?

Deep Purple - Sometimes I feel like screaming

-I must be trying to kill myself...

7. What is my sexual preference?

Nirvana - You know you're right

8. What am I afraid of?

Promise of redemption - How fast

9. What will I be doing in a few years?

Kjwan - Daan

-I don't know if that means I'll be playing in a band or be making roads...

10. What is some good advice for me?

Judas Priest - You got another thing coming

11. What should I do instead of this quiz?

Nevermore - The River dragon has come

12. Will you ever get married? Paramore - Hallelujah

-I'll take that as a yes!

13. What is the story of your life?

The Notorious B.I.G - Hypnotize

-Me? My words hypnotize people?!

14. How can I get ahead in life?

Angulo - Sigaw nang puso

15. What is the best thing about your friends?

Frank Zappa - My guitar wants to kill your mama

16. What song describes you?

Mayonnaise - Dahil

17. How does the world see you?

Joe Satriani - Love thing

-Oh, how fitting...

18. Will you have a happy life?

Sugar Ray - Answer the phone

-What an answer...

19. What should you do with your life?

Velvet Revolver - Slither

20. Will you ever have children?

T. Pain - I'm in love with a stripper

-How the f*ck will I ever explain that to my children...

21. What was high school like?

Steve Vai - Whispering a prayer

-You're damn right it was!

22. How's my life going?

Mudvayne - Determined

-You're damn right I am!

23. What's in store for this weekend?

Warren G - Smokin' me out

-This is gonna be an interesting weekend...

24. What's my signature dancing song?

Warren G - This DJ

-That's one f*cked up dance song!

25. What's your day gonna be like?

Paul Gilbert - I'm just in love

26. What song describes my parents?

Paramore - Pressure

-Agreed.

27. What song describes my grandparents?

Kjwan - Shai

28. What songs describes my loved one?

Stone temple pilots - Creep

-This is interesting.

What song describes me?

Noreaga - Superthug

-This is just ridiculous

30. What's my favourite thing to do?

Kharma - Infinite Voyage

31. What's for dinner tonight?

Paul Gilbert - Girl crazy

-Yes... I will eat girl. Good job music player!

32. What do others think is my current theme song?

Urbandub - No ordinary love

33. What type of women do I like?

Krayzie bone - Thug mentality

-Thug mentality? The player must think I'm into skanky whores from the 'hood.

34. Where do I live?

Warren G - Transformers

-That'll probably explain why it thinks I live in Long beach.

35. Am I good at kissing?

Van halen - Runnin' with the devil

36. Should I go on a diet?

Lifehouse - Hanging by a moment

-What?!

37. Why do I live?

Paramore - Brighter

38. What will be my next party like?

Nickelback - Someday

-A snoozefest filled with incoherent whining? Sounds like a party to me!

39. Why am I so bored?

Tupac - Me against the world

-"Cause it's just me against the world baby!"

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Cause reality f*cking bites


You don't need me to grow up. But mind you, you need to accept reality sooner or later. The truth isn't always served in a silver platter like you'd wish it would be. Don't get me wrong, I'm not proud of what I did. But put yourself in a position where I was and you'd probably say the same things. (Try to remember everything I said.. I wasn't just incoherently screaming.) I guess you really have to be there to know. I'm telling you this now despite the fact that you resent me because I know you'll need to know this someday. The real world is a motherf*cker.. it's worse than anything I've ever ("screamed") said to you. I don't know if I'd want to stick around to watch you go through the real world with your frame of mind. This might possibly be the last learning curve we have together so I want to make it count. So think ALL OF THIS through.. Who am I in your life to say these things? Probably nothing. But I'll say it anyway cause you were everything in mine.

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